Don't forget who you are (c)
Скорее всего все это уже всё читали, но... но я гоготала в голос.
You know you're a German supporter when... 1. You’ve watched “Deutschland: Ein Sommermarchen” even though you don’t understand German.
2. You try and incorporate German words into your daily life.
3. You correct people who mispronounce Klose and tell them that it’s “Klose-sah.”
4. It’s a Saturday, your friends ask you if you can hang out with them and you reply “NO, I’m gonna be home streaming a German international friendly on my computer.”
5. You see someone wearing a Portugal shirt, and you laugh a little inside.
1. You know the Lu-Lu-Lu-Lukas Podolski song inside and out.
2. You probably have a few Xavier Naidoo songs in your mp3 player.
3. You’re pretty much ecstatic when the Germans go to penalties.
4. You understand what Schweinski is and always will be.
5. You are now interested in German culture because of the team.
6. You can notice German merchandise from a mile away.
7. You’ve probably seen a few of Oliver Pocher’s videos.
8. You weren’t sad to see Kuranyi go.
9. You get tired with people who associate the German NT with the Nazis.
10. You’ve seen those Nutella ads about a billion times.
11. You frequently visit the DFB site and check out those ImTeam videos.
12. You wonder when Gomez is finally gonna start performing properly.
13. You didn’t understand why Odonkor was included in the Euro 2008 squad.
14. You wish that David Silva got a RED for “head butting” Poldi just so Germany could play against 10 men.
15. You know the Humba Humba song.
16. You wish that Lahm moved to a non-German club so the rest of the world can really appreciate that he is the best left back out there.
17. You’re not scared of Messi against the Germans, cos Lahm has it covered.
18. You start shortening names of players by adding an “i” at the end such as Poldi, Schweini, Lahmi, Klinsi, Metz(e), Hitzi, etc.
19. July 4th, 2006 is probably one of the saddest days in history in your books.
20. You wish more Germans would go to England/Spain/Italy just so you can see them more often in the Champions League.
21. Even though you know for a fact that Spain outclassed Germany in the Euros, part of you wishes that they still won.
22. You laughed at Schweini in the Spanish congo video on youtube even though you know the Germans would never do something like that to a Spaniard.
23. You have a Germany folder in your computer where you store your various German photos/gifs/videos.
24. You put some Germany related wallpaper on your phone so you can carry them around with you everywhere.
25. You think that the mannschaft is the most adorable team in the world.
26. You know that the German NT has a very unique and special relationship with their fans.
27. You like it that Poldi takes off his shorts and throws it to the fans, but you wish he’d throw his shirt too (for merchandise purposes and for the obvious aesthetic purpose).
28. You know that German fights (although rare) are awesome. Any other team fails.
29. You are proud that Germans generally don’t dive. We strong bitches.
30. You wish that Michael Ballack would keep his mouth shut and start acting more like a captain sometimes.
31. You see some fellow German NTers talking in the bundesliga, your heart melts.
32. Your heart melted even more when you saw Fritz and Weise go over to Adler and comfort him even though they won the league and could have easily started celebrating.
33. You’ve seen that video with Schweini, Poldi and Lahm on a Japanese show (about a million times) where Poldi got felt up by that show host. You lol’ed.
34. You went MAD for the first goal in that Germany vs Portugal match in the Euros and believe that it’s the best example of a German goal.
35. You’ve seen those Strenesse photos and behind the scenes photoshoot footage.
36. You don’t care if it’s against Liechtenstein, that Podolski goal in the first leg and that Ballack goal in the second leg were freakin’ amazing.
37. You’ve seen practically all the existing German NT related commercials on youtube.
38. You thought that tackle against Arshavin in the first leg of the Russia match was incredible, and also went “Whoaaaaaaaaa” with the audience.
39. You started liking a club because a German was in it.
40. You think it’s awesome that the GQ Man of the Year went to Schweinski. Even the German public knows that they come in a package.
41. You think Schweinsteiger > Portugal.
42. You think that Germany bowling GIF is probably one of your most favourite GIFs.
43. You hope that they make another documentary/movie in South Africa 2010. Including lions and shit.
44. You think that wearing scarves is German.
45. You probably will make some kind of poster/sign/something that says 2006, #3. 2008 #2. 2010, #1.
46. You think that Hansi Flick is freakin’ awesome in every way possible.
47. You know that Klose is has the best somersaults and he deserves some kind of award for this.
48. Other people say Germans can’t play attractive football, you say bitch please.. but later agree with them. We really don’t.
49. You think Marko Marin is the closest thing that Germans have to Lionel Messi.
50. You probably saved the gif of Ronaldo diving and Metzelder having this “oh hale no” expression.
51. You laughed your ass off when Schweini had to run almost halfway across the field to get Torres to get up so they could continue playing.
52. Angela Merkel is not only known as the German Chancellor to you.
53. You know the best kind of hugs are German hugs.
54. You wonder why Borowski isn’t given that many opportunities. Hello, the guy was critical in that goal against Argentina way back in 2006.
55. You hope/pray/wish that the German defense is up and running by 2010. Cos bitch, that aint a what we call a German defense.
*горлопанит*
Лу-Лу-Лу Лукааас Подольскииииии
You know you're a German supporter when... 1. You’ve watched “Deutschland: Ein Sommermarchen” even though you don’t understand German.
2. You try and incorporate German words into your daily life.
3. You correct people who mispronounce Klose and tell them that it’s “Klose-sah.”
4. It’s a Saturday, your friends ask you if you can hang out with them and you reply “NO, I’m gonna be home streaming a German international friendly on my computer.”
5. You see someone wearing a Portugal shirt, and you laugh a little inside.
1. You know the Lu-Lu-Lu-Lukas Podolski song inside and out.
2. You probably have a few Xavier Naidoo songs in your mp3 player.
3. You’re pretty much ecstatic when the Germans go to penalties.
4. You understand what Schweinski is and always will be.
5. You are now interested in German culture because of the team.
6. You can notice German merchandise from a mile away.
7. You’ve probably seen a few of Oliver Pocher’s videos.
8. You weren’t sad to see Kuranyi go.
9. You get tired with people who associate the German NT with the Nazis.
10. You’ve seen those Nutella ads about a billion times.
11. You frequently visit the DFB site and check out those ImTeam videos.
12. You wonder when Gomez is finally gonna start performing properly.
13. You didn’t understand why Odonkor was included in the Euro 2008 squad.
14. You wish that David Silva got a RED for “head butting” Poldi just so Germany could play against 10 men.
15. You know the Humba Humba song.
16. You wish that Lahm moved to a non-German club so the rest of the world can really appreciate that he is the best left back out there.
17. You’re not scared of Messi against the Germans, cos Lahm has it covered.
18. You start shortening names of players by adding an “i” at the end such as Poldi, Schweini, Lahmi, Klinsi, Metz(e), Hitzi, etc.
19. July 4th, 2006 is probably one of the saddest days in history in your books.
20. You wish more Germans would go to England/Spain/Italy just so you can see them more often in the Champions League.
21. Even though you know for a fact that Spain outclassed Germany in the Euros, part of you wishes that they still won.
22. You laughed at Schweini in the Spanish congo video on youtube even though you know the Germans would never do something like that to a Spaniard.
23. You have a Germany folder in your computer where you store your various German photos/gifs/videos.
24. You put some Germany related wallpaper on your phone so you can carry them around with you everywhere.
25. You think that the mannschaft is the most adorable team in the world.
26. You know that the German NT has a very unique and special relationship with their fans.
27. You like it that Poldi takes off his shorts and throws it to the fans, but you wish he’d throw his shirt too (for merchandise purposes and for the obvious aesthetic purpose).
28. You know that German fights (although rare) are awesome. Any other team fails.
29. You are proud that Germans generally don’t dive. We strong bitches.
30. You wish that Michael Ballack would keep his mouth shut and start acting more like a captain sometimes.
31. You see some fellow German NTers talking in the bundesliga, your heart melts.
32. Your heart melted even more when you saw Fritz and Weise go over to Adler and comfort him even though they won the league and could have easily started celebrating.
33. You’ve seen that video with Schweini, Poldi and Lahm on a Japanese show (about a million times) where Poldi got felt up by that show host. You lol’ed.
34. You went MAD for the first goal in that Germany vs Portugal match in the Euros and believe that it’s the best example of a German goal.
35. You’ve seen those Strenesse photos and behind the scenes photoshoot footage.
36. You don’t care if it’s against Liechtenstein, that Podolski goal in the first leg and that Ballack goal in the second leg were freakin’ amazing.
37. You’ve seen practically all the existing German NT related commercials on youtube.
38. You thought that tackle against Arshavin in the first leg of the Russia match was incredible, and also went “Whoaaaaaaaaa” with the audience.
39. You started liking a club because a German was in it.
40. You think it’s awesome that the GQ Man of the Year went to Schweinski. Even the German public knows that they come in a package.
41. You think Schweinsteiger > Portugal.
42. You think that Germany bowling GIF is probably one of your most favourite GIFs.
43. You hope that they make another documentary/movie in South Africa 2010. Including lions and shit.
44. You think that wearing scarves is German.
45. You probably will make some kind of poster/sign/something that says 2006, #3. 2008 #2. 2010, #1.
46. You think that Hansi Flick is freakin’ awesome in every way possible.
47. You know that Klose is has the best somersaults and he deserves some kind of award for this.
48. Other people say Germans can’t play attractive football, you say bitch please.. but later agree with them. We really don’t.
49. You think Marko Marin is the closest thing that Germans have to Lionel Messi.
50. You probably saved the gif of Ronaldo diving and Metzelder having this “oh hale no” expression.
51. You laughed your ass off when Schweini had to run almost halfway across the field to get Torres to get up so they could continue playing.
52. Angela Merkel is not only known as the German Chancellor to you.
53. You know the best kind of hugs are German hugs.
54. You wonder why Borowski isn’t given that many opportunities. Hello, the guy was critical in that goal against Argentina way back in 2006.
55. You hope/pray/wish that the German defense is up and running by 2010. Cos bitch, that aint a what we call a German defense.
*горлопанит*
Лу-Лу-Лу Лукааас Подольскииииии
@темы: FC Bayern Munchen, Футбол, Bastian Schweinsteiger, Lukas Podolski
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17.06.2009 в 19:00а img пиздец вообще, я в истерике xDDD
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17.06.2009 в 19:02-
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17.06.2009 в 19:06*голосит*
Лу-Лу-Луууу Лукааааас
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17.06.2009 в 19:14He is Poldi he does weird things (с)
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17.06.2009 в 19:25воистину трэш xDDDDDDDD почему он прошел мимо меняяяяяяяяяя???
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17.06.2009 в 19:29ты чтоооо))
хит уже проверенный годами)))
а на языке застревает - ужасно)) не отделаться ))